Matt Jesus

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

thewoman23:

ericscissorhands:

My variant of: (X)

I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed

yonceyall:

All of these are very important.

surfahboi:

Antidepressants

surfahboi:

Antidepressants

wickedclothes:

Pokemon Pokeball / Masterball Friendship Necklace

While Pokemon are excellent companions, every Pokemon Master also has a human sidekick to stay with them through thick and thin. Split a Pokeball or Masterball with them to signify your friendship. Custom engraving available on the back to make these necklaces truly unique. Hung on an 18” chain. Sold on Etsy.

theroguefeminist:

c2ndy2c1d:

coelasquid:

ibelieveinyoumyapollo:

lakidaa:

that’s suave as shit

Wow

Me on my way to steal ur footballer

i love sports

he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice

smooth as fuck